The Soup Nazi

Found this reading Scripting News, so had to post it here. Enjoy.

Major league season opens in Tokyo

From the Sporting News:

Boston Red Sox manager Terry Francona proved to be a sage. His starting pitcher on Tuesday, Daisuke Matsuzaka, was preparing for what might be the most bizarre opening day start in the history of baseball, a Japanese national hero pitching at the Tokyo Dome — site of some of the heroics that made Matsuzaka’s reputation in the first place — in an official major-league game being played as most teams still are toiling in Arizona and Florida.